Been spreading a bit here and a bit there in the way of rep, managed to add some to the following tonight: kiwiqpr Agent Bruce Guywanderer Diego Wooperts_duck superthickerhoopser astroturfnaut
I see everyone's rep is on 214748** what's the story on that then, has it been frozen at a certain level?
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. > > > > One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. > > > > Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." > > > > "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. > > > > Thanks for telling me officer. > > > > "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did > > you?" > > > > > > "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. > > > > A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. > > > > It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. > > > > Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it? > > > > So, now, I stand behind the fence by the > > knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. > > > > Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, > > > > 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' " > > > > "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! > > > > Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" > > > > "Not everybody pays."
