How do you solve a problem like Lamela?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1HwVmY28Pk
Heâs on the bench, heâs looking tense,
He's lucky to be there.
He waltzes on his way to shoot
And kicks a piece of air!
And underneath his new Spurs shirt
Thereâs a player lurking there!
[I even heard heâs very good in training...]
He never starts, comes on as sub -
His reputationâs gold!
He's always up for everything
Except in front of goal!
I hate to have to say it
But this view I firmly hold:
Lamelaâs not a new star in the making!
[I'd like to say a word in his behalf -
Soldado makes me laugh!]
Chorus:
How do you solve a problem like Lamela?
How do you make us glad that heâs around?
How do you find a way to use Lamela?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a fan will say we ought to sell him;
Many a fan says he should go on loan.
So how do you make it work
And make him not look a jerk?
How long before we tell him to go home?
