January Transfer Rumours Thread

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We'll trade Suarez in for him #upgrade

No no no. Suarez will stay, we'll get Neymar because we'll end up selling Aspas for a massive fee of £90m. We just have to disguise him as Suarez and then **** him off to Madrid.
 
No no no. Suarez will stay, we'll get Neymar because we'll end up selling Aspas for a massive fee of £90m. We just have to disguise him as Suarez and then **** him off to Madrid.

Madrid are buying Rooney :bandit:
 
We'll that wouldn't happen, but neither would I! Although knowing us we'd end up spending that £90m on a load of ****e <laugh>

Nor will Aspas going to Real but that's what were talking about <laugh>

And we've already established we'd buy Neymar <doh>
 
Can you imagine a front 5 of Neymar, Suarez, Stuuridge, Coutinho and Sterling (if he keeps improving)? Probably wouldn't last long as at least 1 of them would get sent off after the first 3 started fighting about who was going to knock it into the net! <laugh>
 
Can you imagine a front 5 of Neymar, Suarez, Stuuridge, Coutinho and Sterling (if he keeps improving)? Probably wouldn't last long as at least 1 of them would get sent off after the first 3 started fighting about who was going to knock it into the net! <laugh>

Coutinho and Sterling would certainly improve our bench <ok>
 
This Darlow guy sounds seriously exciting, imagine a front 3 of

--Darlow---Sturridge---Suarez

Deadly