January Transfer Rumours Thread

No no no. Suarez will stay, we'll get Neymar because we'll end up selling Aspas for a massive fee of £90m. We just have to disguise him as Suarez and then **** him off to Madrid.

 

Madrid are buying Rooney

 

And Aspas

 

Lethal partnership in the making

 

Definitely.

Would be our luck that we sold him and he'd end up ****ing banging them in.

 

If we got £90m for him I wouldn't give a ****

 

We'll that wouldn't happen, but neither would I! Although knowing us we'd end up spending that £90m on a load of ****e

 

Nor will Aspas going to Real but that's what were talking about

And we've already established we'd buy Neymar

 

Yeh exactly, spend it on a load of ****e..

 

So young and naive

 

Winding you up, I've seen him play so I know he's talented

 

Can you imagine a front 5 of Neymar, Suarez, Stuuridge, Coutinho and Sterling (if he keeps improving)? Probably wouldn't last long as at least 1 of them would get sent off after the first 3 started fighting about who was going to knock it into the net!

 

I know you're trying to wind me up you tool

 

Coutinho and Sterling would certainly improve our bench

 

It was a desperate attempt to stay just this side of the possible

 

Enricky and I have already gone well beyond that by discussing Neymar joining and selling Aspas to real for £90m to fund it

 

have we signed anyone yet?

 

This Darlow guy sounds seriously exciting, imagine a front 3 of

--Darlow---Sturridge---Suarez

Deadly

 

Cock flap.

 

I'm sure you realise anyway but just in case, Darlow is a keeper