We'll trade Suarez in for him #upgrade
No no no. Suarez will stay, we'll get Neymar because we'll end up selling Aspas for a massive fee of £90m. We just have to disguise him as Suarez and then **** him off to Madrid.
We'll trade Suarez in for him #upgrade
No no no. Suarez will stay, we'll get Neymar because we'll end up selling Aspas for a massive fee of £90m. We just have to disguise him as Suarez and then **** him off to Madrid.
Lethal partnership in the making![]()
Definitely.
Would be our luck that we sold him and he'd end up ****ing banging them in.

If we got £90m for him I wouldn't give a ****![]()

We'll that wouldn't happen, but neither would I! Although knowing us we'd end up spending that £90m on a load of ****e![]()


Nor will Aspas going to Real but that's what were talking about
And we've already established we'd buy Neymar![]()
So young and naive![]()


Winding you up, I've seen him play so I know he's talented![]()

Can you imagine a front 5 of Neymar, Suarez, Stuuridge, Coutinho and Sterling (if he keeps improving)? Probably wouldn't last long as at least 1 of them would get sent off after the first 3 started fighting about who was going to knock it into the net!![]()

Coutinho and Sterling would certainly improve our bench![]()
It was a desperate attempt to stay just this side of the possible

This Darlow guy sounds seriously exciting, imagine a front 3 of
--Darlow---Sturridge---Suarez
Deadly
