Slow Board.

The desolation of bilbo's ass

 

I wouldn't have closed it. I also wouldn't have created a thread to abuse the said mod either. Don't know what Stags problem is.

If anyone gets a look at that thread. Go and look at the copy and paste paragraph from Craig Bellamy's Auto Biography. What a thick ****. Get a proofreader! Seriously has anybody read his book?

 

Bellamy was a troubled soul. A terrier on the pitch.. A brainless clown off it.
Mr Shearer had words with him once and he shat his pants apparently.

 

I heard differently..I heard the reason Bellamy left was because he knocked Shearer on his arse in a training ground spat..

 

Aaaah, I sense a subtle counter-play entrapment teaser, to tempt somebody into a: "**** off, there's no way Bellamy would be able to floor wor Alan like!" type response.

Nice try Whitey, but you won't catch me doing that. Or have I just done it? Hmmm.

 

A lap dog against a Great Geordie, there'd only be one winner there.

 

Oops, a Great Dane.

 

Do an advert.

 

Time for one of your master pieces.

 

I say we go out into bars, slide some rohypnol in a cute guy's drink, and drag him home. Slap his unconscious body in-front of a Not606 thread written by Boa... Await the natural rage (caused by a mixture of bewilderment at the incomprehensible jibberish before him, and the potential cavity examination of the night before) that results in yet another newbie.

You're welcome.

 

I think this new 'recruitment policy' is scaring off the existing posters, let alone any potential newbies.

 

I was wondering why everybody mysteriously left before... and why I didn't get an invite...







They must have forgot!

 

Just work your magic on it Obi.

 

Gandalf was the magic one who could have helped geenrate more newbies, but did he apply his skills appropriately? Oh no! He instead decided to change back into JPF, drug random unsuspecting men, kidnap them and.. well..ruin our recruitment to satisfy his own fantasies. Selfish get.

 

Can't you just slip something into JPF's drink and change him back to Gandalf?

 

It's psychologically intriguing that my sexual deviance under the username Gandalf was considered whimsy, whereas now my slutty slutty ways are back to being creepy, disturbing and distasteful... The only rational logic (I care to employ irrationally) I can see is that Sir Ian McKellen either has an innocent looking face, or had a reputation in the 80s that I'm not aware of...





But, as yet, no hobbits have come forward in operation YouThree, so all good.

 

Oh there was definitely a nibble in there somewhere..

 

I was just chewing some gum.

 

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Looks like Leon Best could be lining up a return to the Prem via Crystal Palace.