Shearer's ebar

Quite partial to a Malbec.


I have really bad gas.. Thought I'd share that with you all.


I am also being invaded by Geordies on Boxing Day. My mates mum died this year and his dad just ****ed off an married his secretary within 6 weeks. So being as he has no family I've invited him an his kids round Boxing Day
. Though his kids don't sound Geordie. They have a weird north midlands accent which is a cross between Lancashire and Nottingham

 

I wont stand next to you in a pub then.

 

There's a classy one in Aldi for £5.99.
I can highly reccomend it.

 

Tried it, it's good ja.

 

The other one is the cheap SPanish Tinto (yellow label).. it's like £3 or something if I remember right.

 

Torro loco?

Got some of that too.

 

Boom. on the money mate.
It seems that, outside of Germanic Comedy... we have other similarities too
blonde or redhead?

 

Both


At the same time

 

Just been to Aldi to stock up and it was La Tinta which i get (white label) but also picked a Toro loco up on the advice of my favourite Bavarian.

 

Aldi's stocks must be getting low.

 

Scholes AND Becks? You dirty old man!

Merry Christmas!

 

They are now

 

Don't suppose they'll be complaining of course.

 

Enjoy. It's very quofable

 

Merry Christmas to you too old bean

Just had a chefy bacon buttie. Ovened the bacon in between two baking trays. Makes the bacon flat and crispy. Bloody lovely it was..

 

Where's mine then? It's Christmas and all.

 

I have a Spanish Tortilla freshly made if you fancy popping round?

 

Cool, I'll bring my castanets and we'll have a party!

 

Thought you were going to be the dancing girl.

 

You mean you were hoping, you naughty little beggar!