Mackems

Your sister's bedroom you dirty bugger...





Wait for me

 

We'll see sicko

 

I think you'll find having 23 pairs of chromosomes makes me quite well, thank you very much... Agreed it would be difficult for you to count that high, however, so how lucky you have the same number as a snail's testes...

 

I await your pictorial response... I'll get some tea, as either finding one via an internet search or hand-drawing it with crayon is going to take you a while.

 

He has obviously had a few issues regarding his sister at some point in his life, so we really should try to help the lad come to terms with this rather than ridicule him..

 

Horrible creature you like, your the reason good nufc posters get tarred with the same brush, your parents obviously didnt educate you that

1 treat others as you'd expect to be treated yourself
2 be carefull what you wish for
3 dont be a cnut
4 dont break the rules

 

I have pondered this Al and i think the powers that be should refer his posts to the child sex offenders watch list

 

1. I do. I can take a joke
2. I wish for you to get a life, and a sense of humour... Maybe an XboxOne. World peace a distant 77th.
3. Good job I'm the dcik and you're the cnut then, as I've been fcuking you over for weeks mate
4. You break your brain every-time you post, never-mind the rules

 

Child? So exactly how old are you? Isn't there a rule about how old you should be to join this? Police!!!!

 

Pathetic as i expected, your a disgrace to your own! Why bring family into evetything you say, i'll tell you why? Because your a pathetic probably early 20's nobody who cant converse accross boards, who thinks its big and clever to hate everything safc.
Word to the wise, there are good folk on this forum who know how to have the crack, you my sick little urchin have alot to learn

 

Again

Look left <

Pathetic

 

Right, so;

1. Pathetic attempt to trade insults
2. Go crying to supermods because you've comprehensively lost the trade of insults
3. Literally cry


You must be at the "challenge to a fight" step of the playbook soon!

p.s
Love the irony
I don't hate Sunderland you ferocious simpleton, at all. I was chased off your board a year ago for having the temerity to ask posters to post something nice about the other club, because you and "your kind" are just openly hostile to anything black and white. So why bother with idiots? I frequent your board twice a year for an incest jibe before the derby, some of the GOOD lads throw some your "momma so fat she's probably still waddling back from tiger tiger last week", and some of the idiots think I'm being serious

Grow the **** up.

 

Bullshit! I banned you a myself for being a sick poster, breaking rules talking about incest and other vulgar stuff, no less than 2 months ago.

Its sick ****ers like you that stop the banter between us and you, there has been talk of a derby day joint pre match derby thread, idiots like you couldnt handle it

 

Hmmmm... No you banned me because I made you cry.

I'm talking posting-history dumbass, when I could actually be bothered trying to have a conversation with you lot

 

Fao acs

I will never agree to a mutual derby thread (although amongst the decent posters would be good crack) while this utter tosspot is still posting

Pm me if you wish, it would be carnage

Testing 123 = fail

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/160357-1000-Posts-of-JPF

That was the one I had on our board. The exact same thread on your board got closed because two mackems thought I was winding them up and became instantly vitriolic, so I tried to reason with them, then when that inevitably failed, took the piss. Amsterdam Roger barged in and I took the piss some more. AR later apologised, physically looked at my thread and realised I wasn't actually trying to provoke trouble.

Just because you're so hotheaded you can't trade a few good cracks without balling away in tears, you shouldn't ruin everybody else's fun.

 

Oh, and look, what's this?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/185769-Geordie-Mackem-Friday-Night-Banter-Club

What a penis you look.

 

Leave incest and vulgarity out and we are in the zone, its understandable that its hard to come back against the horse puncher, phoneboxes etc, but there is no need to stoop so low, we are just football fans from opposing sides ribbing each other, you cant handle that atm as we have the bragging rights, coz your a childish liitle ****/girl

 

Ban him for his hateful homophobic views

FFS get off your high horse (I had to shoe horn a horse in somewhere to allow comeback). A bit of banter about incest and you're moaning on like a right fanny? Its just a football forum. The banning of JPF was pathetic too. Seriously if you are going to ban everyone who jokingly mentions incest/inbreeding or makes hateful jibes, there will be about 3 posters left. You seem to be completely overlooking posts of this nature by your own.

 

Woah, easy there tiger, i would never do such a thing (as you can tell by my tags)