Bacon's on lads...

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Fry it till it's crispy.

In a fresh cob from the bakery down the road with a decent helping of HP sauce.

Washed down with a brew.

Hangover = gone.
 
What ya laughing at, it's a breadcake ya heathen :)

After working in Bratfud I tell you what baffled me - they call it a teacake. WTF?!? A teacake has got dried fruit in it. FACT.

And I'd say bap to be honest. I think that's cos it's universal, everyone everywhere in the UK can at least grasp what a bap is.
 
After working in Bratfud I tell you what baffled me - they call it a teacake. WTF?!? A teacake has got dried fruit in it. FACT.

And I'd say bap to be honest. I think that's cos it's universal, everyone everywhere in the UK can at least grasp what a bap is.

Your right about the teacake having dried fruit in it, it's excellent toasted with a good amount of butter or margarine <cheers>
 
I thought baps were much smaller?

I'm not having that for a second. If I went in to a sarnie shop and asked for something in a bap they're not going to turn around and say "Sorry, we've only got the much bigger breadcake".

There's another one - sarnie or butty? I'm all for the former, I dont think Ive said butty in my life.

Your right about the teacake having dried fruit in it, it's excellent toasted with a good amount of butter or margarine <cheers>

Precisely. Actually semi-interesting FACT - margarine doesnt exist in Britain. You cannot buy it. To be marg constitutes something including dodgy ingredients and you now get a 'spread' instead.
 
A what? Why would I want to wrap my bacon in corn? I mean, I can imagine it but it'd take some doing.

It's a breadcake, flower.

Nope, definitely breadcake.

What the actual ****?

A breadcake?! <laugh>

What a ****ing stupid name!

It's a cob end of.

Acceptable other names are bap, roll, bun. Anything else is just fecking silly.

Bloody breadcake <laugh>
 
What the actual ****?

A breadcake?! <laugh>

What a ****ing stupid name!

It's a cob end of.

Acceptable other names are bap, roll, bun. Anything else is just fecking silly.

Bloody breadcake <laugh>

Cob?

That's a ****ing building material or a type of horse, you arse.


What a ****ing stupid name.

It's breadcake, nothing else will do. If yer don't like it, fook off!
 
Precisely. Actually semi-interesting FACT - margarine doesnt exist in Britain. You cannot buy it. To be marg constitutes something including dodgy ingredients and you now get a 'spread' instead.

Most "spreads" aren't that pleasant either, I would never eat anything involving hydrogenated vegetable fats, I'll stick with good old butter, the only additive is salt
 
I thought a cob was a horse? Is this about Tesco bread?