Bacon's on lads...

Fry it till it's crispy.

In a fresh cob from the bakery down the road with a decent helping of HP sauce.

Washed down with a brew.

Hangover = gone.

 

A what? Why would I want to wrap my bacon in corn? I mean, I can imagine it but it'd take some doing.

It's a breadcake, flower.

 

Have to disagree, it's a bread roll (cakes are sweet)

 

Nope, definitely breadcake.

 

No other alternative is acceptable.

 

Breadcake

 

Why, what do you wrongly call it?

 

What ya laughing at, it's a breadcake ya heathen

 

That's what the cultural amongst us call them anyway

 

After working in Bratfud I tell you what baffled me - they call it a teacake. WTF?!? A teacake has got dried fruit in it. FACT.

And I'd say bap to be honest. I think that's cos it's universal, everyone everywhere in the UK can at least grasp what a bap is.

 

I thought baps were much smaller?

 

Your right about the teacake having dried fruit in it, it's excellent toasted with a good amount of butter or margarine

 

I'm not having that for a second. If I went in to a sarnie shop and asked for something in a bap they're not going to turn around and say "Sorry, we've only got the much bigger breadcake".

There's another one - sarnie or butty? I'm all for the former, I dont think Ive said butty in my life.

Precisely. Actually semi-interesting FACT - margarine doesnt exist in Britain. You cannot buy it. To be marg constitutes something including dodgy ingredients and you now get a 'spread' instead.

 

I reckon they're both of Scouser origin.......'Sarnie' = sandwich; 'Buttie' = open sandwich.

 

To me it depends on what you are having, I'd have a cheese sarnie but a bacon buttie

 

What the actual ****?

A breadcake?!

What a ****ing stupid name!

It's a cob end of.

Acceptable other names are bap, roll, bun. Anything else is just fecking silly.

Bloody breadcake

 

Cob?

That's a ****ing building material or a type of horse, you arse.


What a ****ing stupid name.

It's breadcake, nothing else will do. If yer don't like it, fook off!

 

Most "spreads" aren't that pleasant either, I would never eat anything involving hydrogenated vegetable fats, I'll stick with good old butter, the only additive is salt

 

I thought a cob was a horse? Is this about Tesco bread?

 

It's a barmcake ffs