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  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Time to cheer ourselves up!

    Bad language allowed. (Actually encouraged.)

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    My effort.


    Capello "The ball didn't bobble, you're just ****e!"


    Bent "It did bobble boss honest, on my honour!"


    Capello "What ****ing honour?"
     
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    MackemsRule, Jun 10, 2011
  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I'm afraid you're off home, Darren. Saggy face's missus is playing up front tomorrow...
     
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  3. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    "Just because you have Nationwide on your top Darren, that doesn't mean that you have to visit every hotel and play for every club in the country, you ****wit!"
     
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    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    "I'm sorry Darren, but your England international career is over. Steve Bruce is taking over from me next week"
     
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  5. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Big plus for Sunderland and no change for England then! :p
     
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  6. parkersafc

    parkersafc Active Member

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    Darren I just read on sky sports news that Ashley Young has signed for Man Utd, Robero Martinez would rather be at Wigan and @parkersafc just called you a c**t on twitter!
     
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  7. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Could be getting my vote for the last sentence. :p <ok>
     
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  8. JoRvIk-ViNeGaR-jOe

    JoRvIk-ViNeGaR-jOe Guest

    Capello, I hear Barnet have offered £40 million to buy you and 200k a week wages, Judas, will it affect my England career, Capello, NO, Judas, ****-It I'm going then..
     
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  9. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Just as long as we don't end up with Capello! <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bent. "iv'e been banging this slapper up in manchester, hope the missus doesn't find out"

    Capello, "iv'e been banging this slapper in birmingham, hope her boyfriend doesn't find out"
     
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  11. CyprusMackem

    CyprusMackem Active Member

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  12. mitchthemakem

    mitchthemakem Well-Known Member

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  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Sorry about that twitter, do you want to play with my dongle?
     
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  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Capello: I've seen cocktail sausages bigger than that.
     
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  15. vauxsamson

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    So boss just to make sure if I put that in my mouth, then I'll deffo get regular games?
     
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  16. mackemwelder

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    Bent: I don't know what to do Boss, the manager has left, all my mates are leaving, I'm the only **** left who any good at Villa.

    Capello: Well, you got the **** bit right.
     
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  17. turn-the-tide

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    Bent: As the ball came over, all I was thinking of was I have to go to the Stadium of Light next season and their supports will treat me with the same respect and treatment they mete out to Newcastle supporters.

    Capello: the Stadium of where?????
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    So Darren, not all black guys are well hung then?
     
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  19. Shameless

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    Crapelo: Darren, I heard there's a petition going round, saying you're completely useless in the box?
    B&#8364;NT: Yeah, ...
    Crapelo: Apparently it was started by someone called Amy Bruce.
     
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  20. mitchthemakem

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    Cappello
    Natasha Giggs has been on and says you could'nt hit that target either

    Bent there were too many in the box i did'nt stand a chance
     
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    mitchthemakem, Jun 11, 2011
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