Caption competition #76

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MackemsRule

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Time to cheer ourselves up!

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My effort.


Capello "The ball didn't bobble, you're just ****e!"


Bent "It did bobble boss honest, on my honour!"


Capello "What ****ing honour?"
 
Darren I just read on sky sports news that Ashley Young has signed for Man Utd, Robero Martinez would rather be at Wigan and @parkersafc just called you a c**t on twitter!
 
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My effort.


Capello "The ball didn't bobble, you're just ****e!"


Bent "It did bobble boss honest, on my honour!"


Capello "What ****ing honour?"

Capello, I hear Barnet have offered £40 million to buy you and 200k a week wages, Judas, will it affect my England career, Capello, NO, Judas, ****-It I'm going then..
 
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Bent. "iv'e been banging this slapper up in manchester, hope the missus doesn't find out"

Capello, "iv'e been banging this slapper in birmingham, hope her boyfriend doesn't find out"
 
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Bent I think i have been playing for England too long can you get me into the Quatar team they have some great players a great manager it would be an honour to play for and fantanstic fans

Cappello ive already tried but everyone over there thinks your ****ing crap after your performance against the Swiis you useless twat
 
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Bent: I don't know what to do Boss, the manager has left, all my mates are leaving, I'm the only **** left who any good at Villa.

Capello: Well, you got the **** bit right.
 
Bent: As the ball came over, all I was thinking of was I have to go to the Stadium of Light next season and their supports will treat me with the same respect and treatment they mete out to Newcastle supporters.

Capello: the Stadium of where?????
 
Crapelo: Darren, I heard there's a petition going round, saying you're completely useless in the box?
B€NT: Yeah, ...
Crapelo: Apparently it was started by someone called Amy Bruce.