My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited. That night we had the most amazing sex ever.... Which is odd, because she’s never shown an interest in darts before?
Every time I'm trying to get out, Superthickhoopser pulls me back in So I spread some rep to rep him back, and got thrown in jail in the process. I'm a pathetic ninja at times...