Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[kiwiqpr]

Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,

'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.

I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.

The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh

... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.

She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are

 

[kiwiqpr]

And returned.

repped

 

[kiwiqpr]

evening all

bank holiday rep

 

[kiwiqpr]

repped a load but now in jail

rep

 

[kiwiqpr]

all 3rd place repped!

3rd placed returned

 

[kiwiqpr]

Cheers lads

rep for acs

 

[Agent Bruce]

repped

The early bird gets the rep, but not in this case I'm afraid.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kiwiqpr again.

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Must rep on other threads, you are all off limits to me except two!

AmsterdamRodger
LTF
Maestro
AmsterdamRodger
Sammy's Silky Skills
Neveroffsideref

All received some repping

repped

Ty H

I'm feeling desperately unloved here!

well you are a Naawich fan




reppppp

 

[kiwiqpr]

On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the
tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag.
As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and
pulled it off, revealing the robber's face.
Without a moment's hesitation, the robber shot the customer.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking
straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also.
Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to
speak.
Then, one old Australian named Bernie cautiously raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at you !!!!."

 

[lamby]

Kiwi repped

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

Evening reppers. Missed me?

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Hello Sammy - I repped you yesterday on another site

 

[Agent Bruce]

Evening reppers. Missed me?

Missed you but my aim's getting better.

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Missed you but my aim's getting better.

Evening reppers. Missed me?

Kiwi repped

rep

rep

Got fed up searching ten out, managed five though:

Chapmeister
Wooperts_duck
astroturfnaut
mustyfrog
Ron
Beardsley's Shimmy

Just like that - or maybe like those (Tommy Cooper impression)

It's currently -1 on the "tropical" Isle of Wight.....

Flipping cold !

must have been a good curse gimme
5 minutes after I couldn't give you rep I was taking one of the kids to a&e with a fractured finger
bloody trampolines

Rep

repppppppppppppppp

 

[Is Vic there?]

well you are a Naawich fan




reppppp

Rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

Hello Sammy - I repped you yesterday on another site

rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

rep

Rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

rep

Rep

 

[kiwiqpr]

repppppppppppppppp

you went back a long way to find that quote gimme

 

[Guywanderer]

Hey boys and girls... pump me full of the good stuff and I'll pump you right back!

Repped