The police came to my front door last night, holding a picture of my Wife.
They said "Is this your Wife Sir?"
Shocked, I answered "Yes!".
They said "I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident".
I said "I know but she has a lovely personality !"

I have to say kiwi, your becoming a bit of a joke![]()
Must rep on other threads, you are all off limits to me except two!
rep for guy
female or male ?
You learn something new on here every day.
Rep for Joker - I await a good pumping....
Rep!
Finally got some repping in.
repped a load but now in jail
Cheers lads
all 3rd place repped!
repped a load but now in jail
heres hoping he means that in a nice way![]()
Finally got some repping in.
Rep for Joker - I await a good pumping....
Rep!
Afternoon all ADC and Ron repped
Repped quite a few, but some of you lot need to stick a few more posts on here as I keep getting "you can't give reputation to the same post twice" and it's hard keeping track!
all 3rd place repped!
repped a load but now in jail
reppppppppp