A know it all by saying I have no more idea of what's going on inside the club than anyone else? Get a grip man, You were the one claiming he knew it all weren't you ....... in fact, don't bother to answer, I've gone over my incredibly high boredom threshold with you.
Listen to yourself man, "incredibly high boredom threshold" what an absolute pleb you are, go back and top up your wrinkly old tan Grandad.
Pretty much mate, we're off for a swim when our lass wakes up ...... still canny down here atm. It's all year round tan but not a full body affair
I avoid the sun like the plaque, but got what is a golfers tan, face and arms.....look like a reet ****.
Our lass can lie in it for hours but I find it tedious ...... I just drift off snorkeling and leave her to it tbh.
Aye mate, but there is a difference. A holiday, it's good, it helps you relax, the get away from it all feeling. Nowt like a bit of warmth on your bones, then gan home looking like a lobster... Helps the vino go down with some good food...
TBH, it's nice that it's cooled down to about 23 degrees ...... we were in southern Italy, Sicliy & Sardinia all summer and it was roasting every day. Really got sick of it by the end, couldn't really do owt after around 11am so ended up drunk most of the time.
Not taking the piss here mind, i wish for 23c sometimes....... As soon as i leave air con...............**** it.
Well you pair of bragging twats it's a balmy 14C in Shields and looks like we could get a bit of rain soon (nice), so **** you and **** your air con
You misundersood, i have a lot of rain, more than you can imagine, but it's still so ****ing hot...... Believe me, all that sun, ain't all it;s cracked up to be. I actually niss the cooler weather sometimes.
Maybe for about ten minutes getting off the plane at Ponteland aerodrome with your string vest on in a blizzard in April. Agree though mate spent 2 years in Cyprus, time in Kenya and Belize it was either raining or red hot there, Kenya was just red hot non stop and, I was glad to get back to changeable weather of good old Blighty.
Back to the post. I think we should never have sold Trevor Ford......................oh wait that's old news! Now who is this Sess fella?
..............ha'way man, Trev Ford, that's like...**** knows, ages ago... So to lighten the mood, just who was the best player for SAFC, a non striker, a bit like Sess.
