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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

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    And taken photo's too I hope.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    no but he knows of my liking for them so bought a cheap one for a laugh and handed it to me at the departures gate, whilst laughing his nut off.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thanks for the considerate thought Sweeats.
    Alas I was with an associate. Next time darling.
     
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  4. Sweats

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    Indeed. Give me some notice. I will dust off my SS uniform.
     
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  5. Beardsley's Stylist

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    I know how you feel. My wife is Finnish. Every time I've gone out drinking in Finland it has always ended up being very messy. I'm not sure they know the meaning of going out for a couple of drinks.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    A good walk spoiled?
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Evening all. Is there room for a stranger?
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    No, get out you're banned, plus you haven't cleared your tab from your last visit.

    I think it came to over £500.00.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Was a good night though, eh? Especially the dancing girls. Did ACS take the redhead one home? And is Sweats still lying in the gutter wearing just a pair of Jackboots?
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    they are indeed hardcore. He is from Lapland and lives in Helsinki now. For a weekend away he goes back up North for a 300km snow mobile ride, cross country skiing, moose hunting and ice fishing.... what a life.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You should introduce him to Tash. He likes Voddy and likes to go 'moose hunting' every Saturday night.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    The redhead turned out to be a bald guy with a wig on and charged A C S £100.00 for a quick kiss on the doorstep.

    Sweats was found without his Jackboots on.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Was Sweats found with a bald head and a red wig lying next to him?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Don't want to go into that, he's online.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Pssssssstttttt, it was A C S that that had the bald head and was found lying on the ground with the red wig next to him.

    You didn't hear it here though.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lol :)
     
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  18. Sweats

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    What's all this about me naked with a red wig?? I thought no one had spotted that.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    The sweatband gave it away.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    I am partial to a sweatband.
     
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