Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Nice to see Usain Bolts predictions beating Lawro so far. He had us down for a 1-0 win yesterday, good lad.

 

Might try this, swapping the ham for bacon.

 

Why not both?

 

And mushrooms

 

and a hash brown!

 

They were just talking about Saints in relative depth on MOTD2. Worth a look later on iplayer later.

 

Well, you can look right now. Steve Wilson made an informed comment about Pochettino's English language use. He was teed up by the newspaper reporter's comment that he wants Poch to start using English, and he turned to the guy [forget his name] and said that when he was down here last season he spoke to Pochettino for 10 minutes in pretty good English, and he also mentioned that everything is conducted in English. The important point he made was that as far as the media concerned, he'd rather talk in Spanish and be translated than talk in English and be misinterpreted. Which is pretty much our own conclusion when we wrote about that on here.

 

I was just writing about that but abandoned it due to my one year old wanting my attention and banging the keyboard, which is fair enough. So it is available now? I missed the start.

 

They are foul!

 

Nah tomatoes are. Mushrooms are nice.

 

Tomatoes are really nice! Mushrooms taste like rubber.

 

Depends how you cook them.

 

Tomatoes aren't really up to much but they're key in pizza and pasta sauce. Mushrooms are amazing.

Neither belong on Uncle Joe's Ultimate Bagel.

 

Maple cured bacon should be tho.

 

Well, I just had my first Sunday of refereeing since the season restarted.

A County Cup game and a report to fill in on a pitch-invading parent. Oh how I've missed this.

 

Hope you red carded them!

 

That's on Uncle Joe's Ultimate Waffle Stack.

 

Sounds good , my game got called off as the council had re-seeded the pitch.

 

With four minutes left two lads went for the ball, kicking each other. Ball broke away and no head injury so I played on.

Glanced over to see the lad sat on the floor holding his ankle.

Ball then exited play and I turned round to see a woman jumping the RESPECT barrier and running ten yards on to the pitch before shouting at me at the top of her voice "referee you ****ing idiot!"

The coaches apologised and dealt with the lad and talked to their parents to express the disappointment at the behaviour, especially as they were 11-1 up.

Now to spend the afternoon filling the paperwork in...

 

I booked two U13 players in my first match of the season.