Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Hi Banana.

 

You're only half right. The cyborgs were responsible for the towers, but Jews hit the Pentagon. Two plots happening simultaneously, neither knowing of the other.

Coincidence? Of course not. No such thing. Both groups undertook their actions at the behest of the lizard people, obviously.

 

I thought the jews were all cyborgs anyway?

 

Cheers -DTLW.

 

Yeah, but they've been programmed not to know that they're cyborgs, so they don't really count.

 

Where's Steinberg? He'd help us with this. My money is on half cyborg, half lizard.

 

No, Assad did it.

 

Well I certainly aspire to be a cyborg, but not yet I'm afraid. We Jews are working on it.

 

Schad was right. Not yet self-aware. We'll give it time.

 

Oh and we're not lizards either, but that's an easy mistake to make. See, although we have cold blood, scaly skin and forked tongues, we don't lay eggs. Jews are in fact a separate biological class.

 

So you're basically a reverse platypus? That's neat, I guess.

 

Don't try to tell me you don't lay eggs. We've all seen Borat.

[video=youtube;6E6m2zh0MBc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E6m2zh0MBc[/video]

 

The Latin name is Ornithorhynchus anatinus exadversum.

 

Which is an anagram of Hurry! Satan's Armed UN Inuit Honchos Vex! Which leads me to believe that jackbooted thugs with horns are arriving on snowmobiles any moment now.

 

The Kazakhs often mistake Jews and the very similar-looking Secret Toadhead Agama, which is very common in the Altai Mountains and Kazakh Steppe, unlike the Jew which is comparatively rare in the region.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrynocephalus_mystaceus.

 

It's hard to tell because there are some lectures which apparently last a whole day, but I assume that would be some sort of rota thing where we come in at certain times. So from the looks of it, about 15 hours or so, plus my diss on top of that, the thought of which is terrifying.

 

That's brilliant. I'm not gonna check whether it works because I want it to, so I'll just assume it's good.

Man. Makes you wonder whether it was really these guys who did 9/11 and just placed the blame on the Jews.

 

My third year was better than second for timetables, mainly cos of diss though which I did **** on. I have 2 modules for the first term but a big group design project, which I am ****ting myself about because I finally have to pretend I learnt something.

 

Joe is it true Jews carry a little purse of gold around their neck?

 

Yeah it seems that I have less modules, but then I do have a massive design project where me and a few others literally have to design a car, which will be fun. AND I have the diss which I still haven't chosen yet....all while trying to maintain an average of 65% this year just to bump my grade up to a 2:1.....yeeeeaaaah....