Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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Gerrez said:
You obviously don't realise who is fourth <whistle>
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You obviously, otherwise no more getting paid to.

hmm human centipede, it sounds like such a busy weekend! I'll pass. Beware, if you make Red the front bit you'll have to put up with listening to the finer points of particle collisions<laugh>
 
Sisu said:
You obviously, otherwise no more getting paid to.

hmm human centipede, it sounds like such a busy weekend! I'll pass. Beware, if you make Red the front bit you'll have to put up with listening to the finer points of particle collisions<laugh>
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Not sure about RHC being involved at all, he gets pissed and falls over <doh>
 
Whilst I was waiting for my first bus this morning, there was a snail at the bus stop. There's not much happening at 6.30am in the morning, so I was watching it as I sat there. They move a lot more quickly than I thought.

What are your experiences of snail velocity?
 
Accidentally trod on pne with no shoes or socks on, had slug juice in between my toes. Like a sticky green substance, and it had a squelching sound.
 
snail racing is quite common out foreign.
it depends on what they are at. sniffing about your vegetable patch they can move quite fast.... for a worm like thing of course
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
snail racing is quite common out foreign.
it depends on what they are at. sniffing about your vegetable patch they can move quite fast.... for a worm like thing of course
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I had a mate who had a racing snail. It's form dipped so he removed the shell to make it more aerodynamic. Didn't work though. He said it made it even more sluggish.

It is Friday. Seriously though, that thing moved quicker than I expected.
 
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