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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Aug 6, 2013.

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  1. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Tbf their opening games are kinda mad.
     
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    Beef Well-Known Member

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    Least she's safe then. :p
     
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  3. tomw24

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    So were ours last season. Didn't hear Adkins bitching about them though.
     
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  4. Beef

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    I know that. But Moyes has to take over from where Ferguson left off.
     
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  5. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    So on results day, a girl on my Facebook who I used to go to school with has said this...

    "This is serious now.. I got told i can't have kids 2 weeks ago and then I find I'm pregnant I'm so happy!! Can't believe I'm going to be a mum still don't feel real!♥"


    "Peoples there no point asking me who the dad is I won't tell you, he don't want a part of my babys life....so as far as I'm concerned it does not have a dad just a sperm done."
     
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  6. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Have you got something you want to tell us DTLW!
     
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  7. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    AACC in summer exams but ABBC overall. Relieved to say the least!
     
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  8. tomw24

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    Well done!
     
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  9. Piebacca

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    The government will disagree lol.
     
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  10. Rich

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    Well done on your results guys :)
     
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    "Sperm done"
     
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  12. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Let this be a lesson to all you young lads. Be very careful where you go dipping your dick or some old slapper will end up with your child and you will be tossed aside like dross. Have some pride. Your sperm is very precious so don't waste it on any old slapper but find a decent woman to be the mother of your children.
     
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  13. Joe!

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    Or rubber up. It's easily avoided.
     
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  14. Piebacca

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    Worse still you'll have to pay child support, which the stupid bitch will inevitably spend on useless crap.
     
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    I learned this lesson from my brother... what a cow he shacked up with. Sigh.
     
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  16. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Hey this isn't meant to happen. By now you lot should have all ganged up on me and said my views on women are Neanderthal and I am a sad old git.
     
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  17. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Generally, they are, and you are, but in this case, you're right.:)
     
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  18. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Wrong. in this case they aren't and most emphatically I am not.
     
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  19. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Congratulations to everyone on their results today - particularly if you landed what you were hoping for. If you didn't, honestly, don't get in a panic about it. The 'long term' damage is utterly negligible. If you find something you love to do and work hard at it, exam results really, really mean nothing.
     
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  20. Piebacca

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    That's basically what I said, yes.
     
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