Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

[Beef]

I see Moyes is getting his excuses in early by moaning about the Fixture List. "I find it hard to believe that's the way the balls came out of the bag, that's for sure," said the Scot.

Tbf their opening games are kinda mad.

 

[Beef]

Got into Brunel. Sorry bro.

Least she's safe then.

 

[tomw24]

Tbf their opening games are kinda mad.

So were ours last season. Didn't hear Adkins bitching about them though.

 

[Beef]

So were ours last season. Didn't hear Adkins bitching about them though.

I know that. But Moyes has to take over from where Ferguson left off.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

So on results day, a girl on my Facebook who I used to go to school with has said this...

"This is serious now.. I got told i can't have kids 2 weeks ago and then I find I'm pregnant I'm so happy!! Can't believe I'm going to be a mum still don't feel real!♥"


"Peoples there no point asking me who the dad is I won't tell you, he don't want a part of my babys life....so as far as I'm concerned it does not have a dad just a sperm done."

 

[lamby]

Have you got something you want to tell us DTLW!

 

[Jose Fonte baby]

AACC in summer exams but ABBC overall. Relieved to say the least!

 

[tomw24]

AACC in summer exams but ABBC overall. Relieved to say the least!

Well done!

 

[Piebacca]

So on results day, a girl on my Facebook who I used to go to school with has said this...

"This is serious now.. I got told i can't have kids 2 weeks ago and then I find I'm pregnant I'm so happy!! Can't believe I'm going to be a mum still don't feel real!♥"


"Peoples there no point asking me who the dad is I won't tell you, he don't want a part of my babys life....so as far as I'm concerned it does not have a dad just a sperm done."

The government will disagree lol.

 

[Rich]

Well done on your results guys

 

[ollysaints1]

So on results day, a girl on my Facebook who I used to go to school with has said this...

"This is serious now.. I got told i can't have kids 2 weeks ago and then I find I'm pregnant I'm so happy!! Can't believe I'm going to be a mum still don't feel real!♥"


"Peoples there no point asking me who the dad is I won't tell you, he don't want a part of my babys life....so as far as I'm concerned it does not have a dad just a sperm done."

"Sperm done"

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

So on results day, a girl on my Facebook who I used to go to school with has said this...

"This is serious now.. I got told i can't have kids 2 weeks ago and then I find I'm pregnant I'm so happy!! Can't believe I'm going to be a mum still don't feel real!♥"


"Peoples there no point asking me who the dad is I won't tell you, he don't want a part of my babys life....so as far as I'm concerned it does not have a dad just a sperm done."

Let this be a lesson to all you young lads. Be very careful where you go dipping your dick or some old slapper will end up with your child and you will be tossed aside like dross. Have some pride. Your sperm is very precious so don't waste it on any old slapper but find a decent woman to be the mother of your children.

 

[Joe!]

Let this be a lesson to all you young lads. Be very careful where you go dipping your dick or some old slapper will end up with your child and you will be tossed aside like dross. Have some pride. Your sperm is very precious so don't waste it on any old slapper but find a decent woman to be the mother of your children.

Or rubber up. It's easily avoided.

 

[Piebacca]

Let this be a lesson to all you young lads. Be very careful where you go dipping your dick or some old slapper will end up with your child and you will be tossed aside like dross. Have some pride. Your sperm is very precious so don't waste it on any old slapper but find a decent woman to be the mother of your children.

Worse still you'll have to pay child support, which the stupid bitch will inevitably spend on useless crap.

 

[- Doing The Lambert Walk]

Worse still you'll have to pay child support, which the stupid bitch will inevitably spend on useless crap.

I learned this lesson from my brother... what a cow he shacked up with. Sigh.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Hey this isn't meant to happen. By now you lot should have all ganged up on me and said my views on women are Neanderthal and I am a sad old git.

 

[Piebacca]

Hey this isn't meant to happen. By now you lot should have all ganged up on me and said my views on women are Neanderthal and I am a sad old git.

Generally, they are, and you are, but in this case, you're right.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

Generally, they are, and you are, but in this case, you're right.

Wrong. in this case they aren't and most emphatically I am not.

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

Congratulations to everyone on their results today - particularly if you landed what you were hoping for. If you didn't, honestly, don't get in a panic about it. The 'long term' damage is utterly negligible. If you find something you love to do and work hard at it, exam results really, really mean nothing.

 

[Piebacca]

Wrong. in this case they aren't and most emphatically I am not.

That's basically what I said, yes.