Rival watch

Perhaps the old codgers who run the club are trying to wind it up by stealth.

 

We're clearing the wage bill for a marquee signing, either that or we're just buying a marquee.

Or we're hiring Marky Mark and the funky bunch?

 

I think they were just sick of all the useless French youths cluttering up the place. Liberty, eternity, fraternity or death - the last, much the easiest to bestow, O Guillotine!

 

To be fair, the vast majority of youths we released were english, showing once again that English and talent are 2 words that don't go well together.

 

Equality, not eternity. Obviously not a revolutionary in your former life.

 

Yes, let them eat cake.

 

We've just signed a young unknown french striker <run>

Is that <run> smiley working yet ?

 

Is this the 27yr old Ligue 2 trialist you took on?

 

You better hope it starts working soon. If you don't sign somebody you'll be doing a whole load of running this season.

 

Not even Robespierre offered eternity!

 

Do you play for Liverpool? Do you like to hit women? Then why not sign for West Ham!

First Carroll, now Downing. Sterling to follow in January?

 

You forgot, "Were you dramatically overpriced?" and "Are you available at a massive discount?", Croydon.

To be fair to West Ham though, they did recently decided not to sign a rapist. Big of them, eh?

 

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I think he'll fit into their system pretty well, actually. Hoofing it up to Carroll should be easy for him.
One of my criticisms of Dalglish was that he rarely seemed to use them both at the same time and often moved Downing out to the right when he did. Weird.

 

No, Yaya Sanogo ......


You'll all be quaking in your boots at the mention of his name soon enough

 

Ya ya Say no go?

He needs to make up his mind.

 

Signing players because of the quality of their virtual counterparts worked out so well with Park Chu-young, didn't it?

 

Not so well actually .....

 

I remember stories of northern clubs,years ago,when they wanted players they yell down the nearest coalmine and produce a gem.
Today the mines are mostly closed and our clubs are falling over each other picking up whats left after the likes of Man U have jumped in!
I guess today's Brit is no longer hungry?......even at todays stupid wages!!!!!!

 

Now a days the only thing you'll find down mines is a load of Modric lookalikes.

 

2 players pulled out of England-Scotland, yep you guessed it, both Utd (Carrick and Young). Does that mean they can't play at the weekend? It should do.