If people are complaining about the cost of the monarchy (and using words like parasites suggests they are) then it's probably worth pointing out the French President is the most expensive head of state in the EU.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/9412600/Dutch-royal-family-overtake-Britains-as-most-expensive-in-Europe.html
So the French have parasites too.
The Queen lives in a house owned by the state (a bit like a council house then) but she doesn't pay bedroom tax.
On the TV some feminist was saying it was disgraceful as the country was now faced with having three white male monarchs for the next hundred years. Well for most of my life I have lived under a white female monarch and I haven't moaned about it once but then I am not a feminist and lets be honest they moan about every bloody thing.
A woman in the pub last night said she wanted William to be the next king as she didn't like that Charles and Camilla.
I suggested we have a show on the telly called Britain's got Royalty and we can all phone in and vote for who we want to be our next Monarch.
I took one look at the Times as it lay on the doormat this morning and it went straight in the recycling bin.
I said to the very lovely Mrs Godders
I hope they decide to call this brat Wayne. That should scupper his life chances or enhance them for every other little blighter named Wayne.
I am starting a campaign for a Free Wessex including the IoW but not Portsea Island. It would be an independent state and all the DFL types and toffs would be kicked out as would all monarchists and supporters of Arsenal, Man City, ManU, Liverpool and Chelsea. There would be a new head of state each day selected by lottery from the whole population. There would be no second homes and the hospitals would have really lovely caring nurses. There would be no bankers, pay day loan companies or estate agents. Finally every one would be equal and all Feminists would be banished as they want everything to favour women and do not believe in equality for all.
My new and free and independent Wessex would be a veritable Utopia.
