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Just found this on the Watford board and thought it might help to lighten the day for some. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres. It works better if you can imagine Pam Ayres reciting this with a West Country accent!!!!! FIFTY SHADES OF GREY (a husband’s point of view) By Pam Ayres The missus brought a Paperback, Down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag: … T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread… In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominator !! Now if you knew our Mabel, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in tra_ction For the last complaint I’d uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. Have a nice day.
