Carlton Cole(again)

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I'd pay to see her in a Tigers shirt.

Or perhaps just the new socks.

Seriously? I think she's ****ing hideous.

And why is she still called Cole anyway? How many women do you know who get divorced cos their husband 'cheats' on them multiple times and still keeps his name? It cant possibly because Tweedy is part of her life when she was convicted of aggravated racist assault and living in a ****ty area of Newcastle which goes against the entire image she has spent a decade cultivating....
 
Seriously? I think she's ****ing hideous.

And why is she still called Cole anyway? How many women do you know who get divorced cos their husband 'cheats' on them multiple times and still keeps his name? It cant possibly because Tweedy is part of her life when she was convicted of aggravated racist assault and living in a ****ty area of Newcastle which goes against the entire image she has spent a decade cultivating....

You're on your own **** head.

You almost sound like PLT there, just saying something you know no one will agree with.
 
is there ONLY ME that wouldn't want Wet Spam rejects??

I STILL think that Allams HU Postcode thing is a mistake. Good Luck in getting someone to move from Dahn Sarf!
 
I'm not really one for watches, though I did (do) have an Armani watch which looked good, until the dishwasher destroyed it.
 
Hope she bought you a new one!

No she ****ing didn't. It's still sitting there waiting for repair. It would be ok if it was just a link that snapped but its the bit that holds the chain/strap whatever you want to call it onto the actual watch itself, which costs a fair bob or two. It's one of those ceramic ones.
 
Aaaaaanyway, apparently Carlton Cole (remember him?) is currently discussing a deal with Palarse according to the BBC transfer page.