Rule 1 of being a twitter itk: Make up a massive quantity of bullshit, a couple guesses may turn out to be right, stupid people will see this and convince themselves that the account is genuinely itk. Rinse and repeat.
Hello my friends. long time no see.
Don't forget to mix in a few things that everyone knows already (like Cardiff and Tom Ince).
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I can confirm that #Saintsfc have accepted a bid from Real #Sociedad of £14.2m for midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin.
They will be in the champions league next season/
You only get £7m for taking part in the group stages and they haven't even qualified for those yet, do you really think they will spend double that on one player? Besides, it would take much more than that for us to sell him.
I think you get a pretty sizeable sum for finishing 4th in La Liga as well, and if they sell Illaramendi they'll presumably get quite a lot for him. Still don't believe this rumour though.
I can't say with any certainty, but I'd think we'd want more than £14.2m?
I don't think we'd sell him for less than double that, frankly.
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One of us certainly is. What would you accept for him then?