Cynical? I think not. ML11 has heid cancer and he's training to be a fallopian tube nurse or some such thing. What's worse is he's ugly and comes from East Kilbride. That, my friend, is fighting the odds.
Wimmin reject me for many more reasons than that. Usually, though, it's because apparently "Can I see your tits now?" has no place in any conversation with a wummin. I found that out recently. So, the future is lookin good. Unless, in the meantime, one of you ****s turns up with an explosive vest on at a buffet I happen to be attending.
Interesting. I think we can work together. Just promise not to blow all the tits up before I cop a feel
Work together? Interesting idea But I'd rather put the vest on you while you're talking to a girl and then give her the detonator
That will never work. Me? Talking to a girl in real life? Ye would get a better casualty rate by you wearing muslim clobber with the vest on the outside and lit up fireworks on it screaming "I kill you all for Allah" and you would still get a second date compared to me.
Gambol - you would have avoided all the **** in this thread if only you had gone to the soup kitchen - as usual !
Oh, so you only use the tits line on dating sites? That's unrealistic since most of them have their tits out anyway You should be making fun of their profiles
So, us workin together by you threatening to blow them up unless they get their tits oot is a no go? Dammit. I really don't fancy feelin their tits after ye ignite the bomb. We really need to rework this plan.
I don't need an explosive vest to get women to show their tits I just need to get rid of their friends/boyfriend, and that's hard to do alone
I don't wish to scupper your plan but I once beat a bloke up who happened to be with his girlfriend but she didn't seem to want to get her tits out. In fact she was quite angry.
This is true. Don't ever get in between a bloke and his burd havin a fight regardless of how violent it gets. Guaranteed the wummin will attack ye the minnit ye smack her bloke for hittin her. Happened to me when I stepped in. Seen it happen again since. Keep well out and let him batter her. Preferably with a fish supper to eat while watching the street theatre.
Yes, fair point I'll amend my last post and say when her boyfriend's not there, or if you don't know she has one (the latter's better)
