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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jul 1, 2013.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Animals don't cook though so in one respect at least we are superior to animals.
     
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    If you're going to slag off northerners at least get the spelling correct you stupid unwashed weegie ****.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    To be fair I had never had stovies until I started going out with the wife, her maw made it and i've used her recipe ever since. The real stovies recipe has "No meat", just dripping.
     
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    That's because you're a ****, jobby jabber.
     
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    Glad someone else noticed that glaring faux pas'.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Utter bollocks you baldy twat.

    It's left over meat that the dish is based on.

    ****in dealing with amateurs here.
     
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    I'm probably going to regret this but can someone please explain to this English imbecile what exactly a stovie is?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    What would you know Nigel? You're not even Scotch.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>'
     
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    Here's one variation Dan.

    Get a Huge ****ing pot and fill it with chopped Carrots, Onions, Peeled potatoes and about 16 link sausages (Pork or beef). Add about 2 pints of beef stock and bring to the boil, then a rolling boil or simmer until the carrots and tatties are soft. Serve in a bowl with bread, butter and brown sauce.
     
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    I have no nationality at all baldy.

    ****in let it sink in for ****s sake.

    I only deal in facts.
     
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    So basically a sauasage stew then? Sounds really nice actually. Thanks Dev!
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Sausages for ****s sake, ****in sausages.

    You don't put sausages in Stovies ya ****in balloon.

    Give me strength for ****s sake.

    Heathens.
     
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    No country wants ownership of you Methuselah?
     
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    Peasant food for the sort of ****s who shop in Aldi or Lidl.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    I usually add some gravy granules at the end just to thicken it up. 2 Onions, half a dozen Carrots and about 2or 3 lbs of spuds.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

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    You stick to the Bruschetta and Quinces posh boy <ok>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do not listen to that man.

    Stovies are a minced beef based stew. Sausage are occiasonally thrown in though.
     
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    Is this a stovie?
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    How much do you ****ing eat man?
     
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