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Hello all, what have I missed over the last few days.

 

Yep

 

Happy hangover day people. To celebrate it being Sunday I am going to fry stuff.

 

Have to think about it, or just did it regardless?

 

Thought about it, but I still love Newcastle, and I am loaded with cash anyway. 500 quid is only a small dent in my savings and I wouldn't spend it on anything more useful.

But in the future I will most likely consider whether or not to buy another season ticket more seriously. We've been through worse times IMO.

 

Going to buy mine for me?

 

Well, the Shola >> Messi deal finally went through, although Barca insisted that Gosling >> Iniesta, and Willo >> Piqué were included as part of the exchange. We've also signed Aubameyang, Lukaku, Kompany and Baines.

JK has left and Pep Guardiola has agreed to join the club to work alongside Pardew. Although many suspect this is a step towards him taking over as manager.

Then I woke up.

 

Should have stayed asleep till we won the Premiership and the FA Cup at least.

 

Chilling beside the pool ..... Could you move the sun shades a tad Obi please ?

 

Just the sun shades?

 

And put more sun cream on you again?

REP!

 

I missed hangover day.

Girls had friends over for sleepover last night, so had to be sensible. Might enjoy a couple of beers in the sun today to make up for it.

REP!

 

A couple of cases?

 

I am not feeling the love for booze today. Just making a fry up. In an ideal world I'd like to do a BBQ today. But can't be arsed to make fire then buy stuff to cook.

 

Must have been a good night last night then Sweats.

 

Ah you've been having very good dreams for NUFC.

 

Lazy arse

 

Just a normal night in my local. Feeling ok ish now.. Have managed some housework and now plan on doing the lawn.

 

Yes, best I go back to sleep.

 

Yes, next time we might win the treble and then England win the World Cup.