Shearer's ebar

[Warmir Pouchov]

Ok then. John McEnroe is our new disciplinary officer.

 

[Obi Wan]

You cannot be serious!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I'll chuck them, you knock it out of the park Obi

 

[Obi Wan]

We must be due a some good news soon. Really good. Something amazing. Something that will make s fall off our seats and dance around the room like we've just won the FA Cup. Surely. Please.

OK then, so something little. Tiny. Just make it bloody good.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

We must be due a some good news soon. Really good. Something amazing. Something that will make s fall off our seats and dance around the room like we've just won the FA Cup. Surely. Please.

OK then, so something little. Tiny. Just make it bloody good.

Ben Arfa might be signing a new contract.

 

[Obi Wan]

Ben Arfa might be signing a new contract.

That would do for now!

 

[Sweats]

On a different note I appear to have torn my banjo string.

 

[Obi Wan]

On a different note I appear to have torn my banjo string.

??

 

[Sweats]

Indeed. Wasn't self inflicted mind.

Just applied savlon. Wasn't the most pleasant experience let me tell you.

 

[Obi Wan]

What were you doing?

 

[Agent Bruce]

On a different note I appear to have torn my banjo string.

Were you plucking it too hard?

 

[Obi Wan]

Were you plucking it too hard?

I'll name that tune in OUCH! AAAAARRRRGGHHH! Oh FFS! Nurse! NURSE!

 

[Sweats]

I may have tickled the mrs too hard.

 

[Minxy]

Did someone want a nurse ?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Did someone want a nurse ?

Sweats is in need of some attention.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Did someone want a nurse ?

yes please

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

On a different note I appear to have torn my banjo string.

Bleeds a lot doesn't it. My sympathy is with you, been there, didn't want that t-shirt

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

That would do for now!

Nice one.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Did someone want a nurse ?

yes please.

 

[Minxy]

yes please.

You called