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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Boa, Jun 23, 2013.

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  1. Boa

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    Whatever happened to this man?
     
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    Boa, Jun 23, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    He's still about, lonewolf Tash now.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 23, 2013
  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He has been quiet for a few days
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 23, 2013
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Working full time now.
     
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    Working full time? Ironic that he used to do something else full time if you switch the o and the r.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 23, 2013
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Or change the o and r for a and n.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    I know there has been a lack of excitement at NUFC this season, so Tash's favourite extra curricular pastime has been a bit subdued. I wondered whether this lak of activity had created a build up which has left him bed bound when I saw this TV programme on the listings:

    "the man with ten stone testicles"
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 23, 2013
  8. Agent Bruce

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    Think Tash just weighs in at 140lb total.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh> Have you that guy? The missus was disgusted when the advert came on and I said "can you imagine him blowing his load on your face?" I am a horrible brute supposedly. Women are very sensitive. I read he'd had an op now but has been left with 1 inch chopper which doesn't grow for sexy time. <yikes>
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    He isn't going to be having much of that is he?
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am not sure what he could do with an inch. Poor bloke. Surely they can sort him out with some extra? Obviously all medical work costs in the US, I wonder if you pay per inch?
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    He should have go to the sperm bank first. That would have paid for at least 12inches.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 23, 2013
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Makes you wonder where the inch perfect saying came in?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    They didn't have any jars big enough.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 23, 2013
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    To be fair Buster couldn't predict reducing his nads was going to result in a micro cock. Still smart thinking though Obi <ok> How much do they pay you at spunk banks? I don't really need the money but I'm greedy horny bastard <laugh>
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Jun 24, 2013
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 24, 2013
  19. Agent Bruce

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    I knew it wouldn't be long before you appeared once your name was mentioned.
     
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