Tash

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I know there has been a lack of excitement at NUFC this season, so Tash's favourite extra curricular pastime has been a bit subdued. I wondered whether this lak of activity had created a build up which has left him bed bound when I saw this TV programme on the listings:

"the man with ten stone testicles"
 
Obi Wan said:
I know there has been a lack of excitement at NUFC this season, so Tash's favourite extra curricular pastime has been a bit subdued. I wondered whether this lak of activity had created a build up which has left him bed bound when I saw this TV programme on the listings:

"the man with ten stone testicles"
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Think Tash just weighs in at 140lb total.
 
Obi Wan said:
I know there has been a lack of excitement at NUFC this season, so Tash's favourite extra curricular pastime has been a bit subdued. I wondered whether this lak of activity had created a build up which has left him bed bound when I saw this TV programme on the listings:

"the man with ten stone testicles"
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<laugh> Have you that guy? The missus was disgusted when the advert came on and I said "can you imagine him blowing his load on your face?" I am a horrible brute supposedly. Women are very sensitive. I read he'd had an op now but has been left with 1 inch chopper which doesn't grow for sexy time. <yikes>
 
Norma Snockers said:
<laugh> Have you that guy? The missus was disgusted when the advert came on and I said "can you imagine him blowing his load on your face?" I am a horrible brute supposedly. Women are very sensitive. I read he'd had an op now but has been left with 1 inch chopper which doesn't grow for sexy time. <yikes>
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He isn't going to be having much of that is he?
 
Norma Snockers said:
I am not sure what he could do with an inch. Poor bloke. Surely they can sort him out with some extra? Obviously all medical work costs in the US, I wonder if you pay per inch?
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He should have go to the sperm bank first. That would have paid for at least 12inches.
 
Obi Wan said:
He should have go to the sperm bank first. That would have paid for at least 12inches.
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To be fair Buster couldn't predict reducing his nads was going to result in a micro cock. Still smart thinking though Obi <ok> How much do they pay you at spunk banks? I don't really need the money but I'm greedy horny bastard <laugh>
 
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