I value strikers who score when the rest of the team are **** at shooting. So i expected a goal scorer, not a guy who makes space for jack cork to pass it to someone else. I like Corky, but FFS.
I expected a centre back with PL experience. I expected a GK with top flight experience even if only as a sub, but for god's sake not Kelvin. I expected not to start the season with Danny Fox. I expected a goal scorer given we'd ****ed off Billy Sharp. I expected an Experienced if unexceptional prem central midfielder in the mould of a danny murphy type to help Cork and Morgan along. Davis was probably close enough, but he was deployed further forward and was a few years out of the top level
Finally I hoped for a quick winger because Adam and Jason are no speedsters and De Ridder has been hopeless.
I actually expected Jos to be OK as one of the centre pairing but I was hilariously wrong.
Yes because goals scored was our real downfall last season..... Oh no, hang on a minute. Didn't we lose a spectacular number of points from winning positions due to defensive errors? Yeah that was it, I think. Wish we could have bought a striker, someone with experience. Maybe sombody who could score, say, 15 goals a season. Damn missed a trick there, especially as we let Sharp go- he's literally set the NPC on fire at Forrest. Oh no, hang on a minute.
Yes it would be lovely to have a pacey, goal scoring from outside the box winger. Maybe you should write to Cortese? I'm sure nobody has thought about that kind of player. I hadn't.
Buying players is not just like closing your eyes, wishing really hard and BAM there he is, ready to start training. I'm pretty sure certain conditions must be fulfilled before a player is signs;
1. The required player must exist and be available ie on a free or handed in a transfer request
2. The player must want to come to your club- he won't sign otherwise, will he?!
3. His valuation must be met- because as much as I would like the Leibehrs to pour infinite cash into saints, it won't happen
4. His wages must be acceptable (because we have to pay the player- it's not just about handing over the transfer fee!)
5. Must not be poached by a 'bigger' team.
I hope this helps you come to terms with why the saints squad does not look like your team on football manager. Sorry if that was a bit patronising but your child like view of our transfers really does suggest you have no idea how difficult it must be to assemble a team.