We've bid £4m for Gary Hooper - Celtic fans bitching thread

[Null]

I can see an orgy breaking out here. The sexual tension is unbearable.

Note to Venom - OLM is a crafty ****. He'll promise you a reach around but won't deliver

A ****in cock tease ...

 

[originallambrettaman]

Is penis envy a recognised psychological disorder?

If it wasn't before, it will be by the end of this thread.

 

[Erik]

If it wasn't before, it will be by the end of this thread.

Is that a threat or a promise?

 

[DMD]

If you've got nothing to contribute, why don't you **** off back to the Celtic board, you tedious little ****.

We're so small fry, makes you wonder why the rejects seem so bothered that they come here to whine, then scuttle back looking for help.

**** me, they're in a league that North Ferriby could survive in.

 

[SuitedandBooted]

You've told the same joke more times than Jo Brand talking about periods.

You need to be reminded who your masters are!

 

[originallambrettaman]

We're so small fry, makes you wonder why the rejects seem so bothered that they come here to whine, then scuttle back looking for help.

Probably just killing time until their Giro's arrive from London.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

You need to be reminded who your masters are!

Aye, your Royal Family are huns, two out the last three PMs have been Scottish (and the current one's called Cameron) and the Germans and French basically run you but the English are the masters



ps And you haven't won a major trophy in nearly 50 years.

 

[Null]

You need to be reminded who your masters are!

Better make sure that school project up to scratch before you go back ...

 

[Patience]

Hull City AFC

Paul McShane

£120m

Watney Cup Runners-Up 1973

K.C. Stadium

FFS what a joke of a club.

 

[SuitedandBooted]

Answer this, did we conquer you and are you under English rule?

 

[Amin Arrears]

This thread got me thinking, what has Scotland as a nation ever actually achieved or done for the world?

Andy Murray,
Bay City Rollers,
Irn Bru
Chicken Tikka Massala

I can't actually think of anything else.

 

[Erik]

Answer this, did we conquer you and are you under English rule?

No and no.


With love,

An embarrassed Englishman


PS. Are you high, ******ed or both?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

This thread got me thinking, what has Scotland as a nation ever actually achieved or done for the world?

Andy Murray,
Bay City Rollers,
Irn Bru
Chicken Tikka Massala

I can't actually think of anything else.

Not at all surprising to anyone reading this thread.

 

[Erik]

This thread got me thinking, what has Scotland as a nation ever actually achieved or done for the world?

Andy Murray,
Bay City Rollers,
Irn Bru
Chicken Tikka Massala

I can't actually think of anything else

A comment that goes so far beyond stupidity it looks like lapping it.

 

[Patience]

http://www.hullwebs.co.uk/content/l-20c/people/people.htm

1984 >> Andrew Newton Lee Starred as Robbie Flyn in Channel 4's 'Hollyoaks' and appeared in 'Where The Heart Is' and as a pizza delivery boy 'Coronation Street'.

Hull. It's ****.

 

[Amin Arrears]

A comment that goes so far beyond stupidity it looks like lapping it.

Well then Erik, what have the scots ever achieved?

on their own

 

[The Raging Oxter]

There’s enough wire in the suspension cables of the Humber Bridge to go round the globe.

Hull. It's got a lot of wire

 

[Erik]

http://www.hullwebs.co.uk/content/l-20c/people/people.htm

Hull. It's ****

I saw that bloke on Piers Morgan a few years ago. I thought his accent sounded familiar. Jesus.

 

[DevAdvocate]

This thread got me thinking, what has Scotland as a nation ever actually achieved or done for the world?

Andy Murray,
Bay City Rollers,
Irn Bru
Chicken Tikka Massala

I can't actually think of anything else.

I'll bet

 

[Null]

A comment that goes so far beyond stupidity it looks like lapping it.

His user name is accurate!