There's still a few diamonds at clubs if you're prepared to do the spadework. You just need to avoid the jokers.
Oh, well in that case I think it was Reverend Green in the library with a candlestick. Poor old Miss Scarlett, she never saw him coming; because he bludgeoned her skull open as he climaxed. Those Parker Brothers are a sick set of bastards.
Of course they've got no decent players, they're in the SPL, I thought we'd already established that.
Don't forget, if they DID have any decent (to the "standard" of the SPL, Celtic would have bought them and loaned them out of the SPL), so, no.
I wonder if Alex Salmond - and all his prejudices against england and the union, filters through the scottish population, even to the players - and that helps make up their mindsabout whether to move south of the border. I know money talks, but so does the WAG.