Shearer's ebar

Yeah......I had a dream last night I was a vintage car, woke up this morning and only had the horn.

 

I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said:

"How's your new bloke?"

"He's twice the man you are," she sneered, "what about your new woman?"

I said, "Thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat ****."

 

very good sweats, I had a right old gas!

 

And you're still alive to tell the tale?

 

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday.

He didn't care.

 

Match day & no beers yet?

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Very kind Minxy, that should help the pre match nerves.

 

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Another one for ACS

 

Had plenty of real ones, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head.

 

Evening all, just home from work. Up at 4:30am this morning for an 840 mile round trip!

Early night tonight I think.

 

tidy

 

You oldies just can't take it.

 

You can't remember to take your pills before bed?

 

Those pills that help your memory!



ah, I see the problem here.

 

Lovely underwear.

 

She's a ginger, you favorite type of woman. Who's your favorite member of Girls Aloud again?

 

Don't think they would suit you ACS

 

Nicola