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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Obi Wan

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    Hi LTF <hug> cheers! <cheers>
     
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  2. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Hello Obi, hows u, long time no see.
     
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  3. LTF

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    Hi Ya Cbrad, how's you? Have a beer

    <ale> <cheers>
     
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  4. Obi Wan

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    Hi cbrad.<ok> how's you?

    Lots going on. Not been a good time I'm afraid. Thought I'd join you all for a beer to help relax.

    <ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale>:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0168-drink<voddyforTash><redwineforMinxy><whateverLTFwants>


    Anyone know any good jokes to lighten the mood?
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Right peeps, I need to dash. Just a fleeting visit to enjoy a quick <ale> with you.

    When I return I expect to see some jokes. Good ones! And lots of them! <ok>

    Take care all.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Don't look both ways when you cross the road.
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

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    I'm same as ever, shame to hear you ain't been having a good time recently.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    A Geordie, a Mackem and a Smoggie were on the Quayside one Sunday morning and they saw a stall where they were selling ties for 2/6d.

    The Mackem went over and asked for a red tie with white stripes on and handed over his 2/6d. The woman gave him a yellow one with green stripes on and he said, "This isn't what I asked for, I wanted a red tie with white stripes on", to which the woman replied, "I know, but they're all the same but different".

    The Smoggie thought he'd give it a try so he handed over 2/6d and asked for a red tie with with white stripes on, the woman handed him a yellow one with orange stripes on and the Smoggie complained that it wasn't what he'd asked for and was told by the woman that they were all the same but different.

    The Geordie asked if he could have a black tie with white stripes on and was handed a green one with red stripes on and began to walk away, the woman shouted after him, "Hi, this is only a shilling piece you've given me", to which the Geordie replied, "I know, but they're all the same but different."

    And I know this story to be true because I was that Geordie.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Here's a good joke..

    Titus Bramble is getting paid by SAFC to play football.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Ranger is total scum.
     
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  13. Darth Gogledd

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    Sam Allardyce managing in the Premier League?
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    gail platt or mrs chip shop?/
     
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  16. Darth Gogledd

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    She's ginger...
     
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  17. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Thought it was Luka Modric personally.
     
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    Bastard.
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    I didn't know Tash was Captain America!
     
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