The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:
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...TV screen near to you soon
One Foot in the Grave.
Starring Victor Meldrew as Tony Pulis.
The story so far;
Pulis is a hapless football manager, completely out of his comfort zone as the world passes him by.
Disasters follow him like rats after the Pied Piper, and like the Pied Piper, he led the faithful children, played by real life Stoke City fans, to their doom, their doom was to spend eternity in a hell hole called the N-Power, where the only way is down.#
Episode 2:
Follows the fortunes of Pulis, as he tries to extract his football club - which must NEVER be named, from the impending disaster, surrounded by his troop of merry (yes) men, he faces the might of Manchester. Can he succeed, does he want to succeed, what is the sinister secret hidden amongst the trees of Clayton Wood???
Find out the answers to these and other questions, if you can be bothered.
Cue fade out music
in my opinion a very poor time to post something like this, im pissed off enough
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone!
I know its tough Ricc, but we all deal with things differently. I'm currently in my basement with my TP cap on going under electro shock treatment with "smashin lad" on auto repeat to replicate chinese water torture!
I know its tough Ricc, but we all deal with things differently. I'm currently in my basement with my TP cap on going under electro shock treatment with "smashin lad" on auto repeat to replicate chinese water torture!
Nick
Fair play for making light of what is now a diabolical mess we're in. And Ric, this was on the cards some time ago. I think? YOU saw it as did Nicky and I know I did... weeks ago! Can it get any worse than this. Not really because with (That man) in charge we're doomed. Can we beat Utd, Norwich or Spurs on today's shamles.
Not a chance in hell mate which, is why I said. " Today is a must WIN game" HOW I would love to be proved wrong because it hurts like hell for all of us, and it's all down to PULIS.
Fair play for making light of what is now a diabolical mess we're in. And Ric, this was on the cards some time ago. I think? YOU saw it as did Nicky and I know I did... weeks ago! Can it get any worse than this. Not really because with (That man) in charge we're doomed. Can we beat Utd, Norwich or Spurs on today's shamles.
Not a chance in hell mate which, is why I said. " Today is a must WIN game" HOW I would love to be proved wrong because it hurts like hell for all of us, and it's all down to PULIS.
All I can say Nick is TP must have handfuls of dust in his possession given his management style
Waddo
If they EVER put one anywhere near to Stoke on Trent I'll go there in the dark of night with my sledgehammer. And SMASH the bloody thing to pieces.. there may well be a few doing likewise. The ONLY thing he IS doing is ripping the LIFE and SOUL out of the fans and Stoke City F.C.
If they EVER put one anywhere near to Stoke on Trent I'll go there in the dark of night with my sledgehammer. And SMASH the bloody thing to pieces.. there may well be a few doing likewise. The ONLY thing he IS doing is ripping the LIFE and SOUL out of the fans and Stoke City F.C.
lol
I agree Potts. Reports of fans arguing and pushing and shoving in the South stand and i saw 2 nearly come to blows on the Trent Car park. The Oatcake is a civil warzone so it's not good at the moment mate to be fair!
I agree Potts. Reports of fans arguing and pushing and shoving in the South stand and i saw 2 nearly come to blows on the Trent Car park. The Oatcake is a civil warzone so it's not good at the moment mate to be fair!
What is really sad for me Waddo is...
A lot of loyal fans near to me we're blaming Pulis NOT the player's why?
Because he picks the team.
He decides how they play/line up tactics etc.
He's far too often left out what we all agree are the (better player's)
Are we all wrong? Surely not. I didn't see any fans having a to at one another. But at half time quite a few we're asking for Pulis to GO! A sad state of affairs mate I know it's breaking my heart cos we the fans can do nothing apart from support the team. Today we did that and some.
A lot of loyal fans near to me we're blaming Pulis NOT the player's why?
Because he picks the team.
He decides how they play/line up tactics etc.
He's far too often left out what we all agree are the (better player's)
Are we all wrong? Surely not. I didn't see any fans having a to at one another. But at half time quite a few we're asking for Pulis to GO! A sad state of affairs mate I know it's breaking my heart cos we the fans can do nothing apart from support the team. Today we did that and some.
I thought they had made 4 for the four corners of the stadium, but the actually made the starting line up in back four for todays game!
