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The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by ricc full, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    Ooooh nasty
     
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  2. Mrs Pottermouth

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    I would just like to dump Clueliss as far away as possible. Let' face it our football is crap, and our season and status is going down pan. It's a shame Clueliss has had so long to toilet it happen.
     
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  3. jowlermonkey

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    Well he talks it all the time, so it would be just like refuelling!!
     
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  4. jowlermonkey

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    I prefer the Moody Blues track

    Go Now
     
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  5. Waddos_legends

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    Pulis's plan of action for tomorrows game!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. jowlermonkey

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    What a crap coach!!
     
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  7. Waddos_legends

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    They even missed the goal with parking the bus!!!
     
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  8. jowlermonkey

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    I think we will be lucky to get nil!! <laugh>
     
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  9. Pottermouth 328

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    Aye and that bus is a bit shabby too!
     
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  10. Waddos_legends

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    Quality Potts have some rep lol <laugh>
     
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  11. nickyb

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    Tee hee - nothing more to be said chaps <ok>
     
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  12. jowlermonkey

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    Iknew someone would hit it if i threw it high enough.
     
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  13. nickyb

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    ...Tony Pulis for impersonating.a Fotball Manager.

    A spokesperson for the F.A. said this morning; 'we have been alarmed at the developments at Stoke City since before Christmas, there have been suggestions of irregular betting patterns, together with inane ramblings in a strange Welsh accent'.

    No body from 'that football club or their sponsors was available for comment.

    Hmmmm...
     
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  14. jowlermonkey

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    They missed the last couple of years then, loving the Avatar Nick.
     
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  15. nickyb

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  16. Pottermouth 328

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  18. nickyb

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    More shocking than Watergate <yikes>

    More devastating than JFK gate <yikes> <yikes>

    More puzzling than 'Who shot JR gate <yikes> <yikes> <yikes>

    Not as good as The Hanging Gate <ale><ale><ale><ale>


    IT IS BRITGATE...The Prologue..

    This is a tragic tale of the betrayal of trust of 25,000 ordinary Stokies, hard working, cloth cap wearing, ferret breeding, whippet racing, salt of the earth, brown and mild drinking, oatcake crunching, pigeon fancying lads and lasses. Whose only pleasure in life, apart from ferret breeding, whippet racing, pigeon fancying, overdosing on brown and mild, overeating oatcakes and smoking roll-ups, is watching their football team, every saturday at the new BET365 STADIUM, otherwise known in the local patois as t'bookies office'.

    This then is the scene of the conspiracy, to deprive those already deprived Stokies, of their only other pleasure in life (apart from the see above) of watching Stoke City in the best league in the world...

    To be continued soon
    (just putting the kettle on!!)
     
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  19. ProudPotter

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    That kettle is taking a long time to boil Nick, can't wait for the next instalment.
     
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  20. Smithers

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    Keep it rolling!
     
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