I would just like to dump Clueliss as far away as possible. Let' face it our football is crap, and our season and status is going down pan. It's a shame Clueliss has had so long to toilet it happen.
...Tony Pulis for impersonating.a Fotball Manager. A spokesperson for the F.A. said this morning; 'we have been alarmed at the developments at Stoke City since before Christmas, there have been suggestions of irregular betting patterns, together with inane ramblings in a strange Welsh accent'. No body from 'that football club or their sponsors was available for comment. Hmmmm...
Hi, If you haven't already seen this, please watch. Coming to a ground near you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I
More shocking than Watergate More devastating than JFK gate More puzzling than 'Who shot JR gate Not as good as The Hanging Gate IT IS BRITGATE...The Prologue.. This is a tragic tale of the betrayal of trust of 25,000 ordinary Stokies, hard working, cloth cap wearing, ferret breeding, whippet racing, salt of the earth, brown and mild drinking, oatcake crunching, pigeon fancying lads and lasses. Whose only pleasure in life, apart from ferret breeding, whippet racing, pigeon fancying, overdosing on brown and mild, overeating oatcakes and smoking roll-ups, is watching their football team, every saturday at the new BET365 STADIUM, otherwise known in the local patois as t'bookies office'. This then is the scene of the conspiracy, to deprive those already deprived Stokies, of their only other pleasure in life (apart from the see above) of watching Stoke City in the best league in the world... To be continued soon (just putting the kettle on!!)