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The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by ricc full, Feb 27, 2013.

  1. Waddos_legends

    Waddos_legends Active Member

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    were we not getting one outside the ground?
     
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  2. Smithers

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    Genius and madness are very closely alligned.
     
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  3. ricc full

    ricc full Well-Known Member

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    in my opinion a very poor time to post something like this, im pissed off enough
     
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  4. Smithers

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    Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone!

    I know its tough Ricc, but we all deal with things differently. I'm currently in my basement with my TP cap on going under electro shock treatment with "smashin lad" on auto repeat to replicate chinese water torture!
     
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  5. nickyb

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    Northern;

    April is the cruelest month !!

    Strangely enough - the first line from The Waste Land.

    T.S. Eliot not The Britannia!!
     
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  6. koskikabow

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    I get more entertainment from reading your posts Nick , than I get from the Brit.
     
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  7. Mrs Pottermouth

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    Nick
    Fair play for making light of what is now a diabolical mess we're in. And Ric, this was on the cards some time ago. I think? YOU saw it as did Nicky and I know I did... weeks ago! Can it get any worse than this. Not really because with (That man) in charge we're doomed. Can we beat Utd, Norwich or Spurs on today's shamles.

    Not a chance in hell mate which, is why I said. " Today is a must WIN game" HOW I would love to be proved wrong because it hurts like hell for all of us, and it's all down to PULIS.
     
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  8. northernstoke

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    All I can say Nick is TP must have handfuls of dust in his possession given his management style
     
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  9. Mrs Pottermouth

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    Waddo
    If they EVER put one anywhere near to Stoke on Trent I'll go there in the dark of night with my sledgehammer. And SMASH the bloody thing to pieces.. there may well be a few doing likewise. The ONLY thing he IS doing is ripping the LIFE and SOUL out of the fans and Stoke City F.C.
     
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  10. Waddos_legends

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    lol
    I agree Potts. Reports of fans arguing and pushing and shoving in the South stand and i saw 2 nearly come to blows on the Trent Car park. The Oatcake is a civil warzone so it's not good at the moment mate to be fair!
     
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    What is really sad for me Waddo is...

    A lot of loyal fans near to me we're blaming Pulis NOT the player's why?

    Because he picks the team.
    He decides how they play/line up tactics etc.
    He's far too often left out what we all agree are the (better player's)

    Are we all wrong? Surely not. I didn't see any fans having a to at one another. But at half time quite a few we're asking for Pulis to GO! A sad state of affairs mate I know it's breaking my heart cos we the fans can do nothing apart from support the team. Today we did that and some.
     
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  12. Waddos_legends

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    Potts this was a guy sitting behind me today mate
    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Smithers

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    I thought they had made 4 for the four corners of the stadium, but the actually made the starting line up in back four for todays game!
     
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  14. jowlermonkey

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    Just give it vampires fangs and knock the b*llocks off it!!!!
     
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  15. jowlermonkey

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    Better still put it in the toilets,it will stop people p*ssing on the floor!!
     
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  16. nickyb

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    Touche Sir
     
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  17. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    No need to knock his testicles off - he lost them ages ago.
     
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  18. nickyb

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    ...is a great album by Fleetwood Mac.

    Arguably the best tracks are:

    'Don't Stop' and 'Go your own Way'

    Well there it is then:laugh:
     
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  19. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    ..Well Jowler asked the question, is there a TP toilet seat....YES THERE IS


    Yer Tis


    football seat.jpg
     
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  20. jowlermonkey

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    Cheers mate, I was more thinking of taking a dump in his mouth!!
     
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