d. sturridge

It'd probably work too. My hair could easilly be mistaken for wire wool

 

Thanks for explaining the basis of my own joke to me Dorset, i'd never have gotten it otherwise....

 

All this talk of hair and I forgot to add my views on Sturridge........

Sign him!

 

It's been a long day...

 

Ha.

Your forgiven, but only because i have a giant bag of flaming hot monster munch.

 

Apt choice of words!

 

My worry is that he would just do a Bent after 1 season if he scores say 20, then Liverpool or Spurs come in and BOOM, hes away

 

With the downside being a £14million profit.

Facts are, we ain't big enough to keep someone if they set the league on fire at the minute, but if we don't try get these kinda players, then we never will be.