Boys against men for the first ten minutes, if the Udders don't win this game, they want shooting. Funniest bits are Simon Grayson's comments, he makes our Nige look comfortable in front of a camera.
Grayson is just thick, I can't think of any better word to describe him. Huddersfield clearly the better side, can't see how Bournemouth could possibly win this.
Why are they AFC Bournemouth and not Bournemouth AFC? And why aren't they abbreviated to AFC on the telly scores? Why is the plural of sheep, sheep?
AFC could be Arbroath, Arsenal or Altrincham Football Clubs. Why are Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps so popular, despite tasting like cardboard?
I reckon most people would guess Arbroath and Arse weren't playing udders right now though. What do you do with the extra beetroot juice from the pickle jar?
I've had this in a pub quiz before and I'm pretty sure the answer is 47, or 6, or lettuce. Am I close?