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I got a message from someone who shall remain nameless that people on Toonforum were discussing whether or not they'd want me back.

My response -

I do not wish to return because the majority just see me as an attention whoring, drunken, immature fool, who's only use is to make an idiot of himself on eBar for the entertainment of everyone else.

At the time I drank quite a bit while posting, so It was mainly the reason why I posted so much drivel. Nowadays I rarely drink, so I wont provide the same sort of class clown style entertainment.

There will be no more Advice about women (rape) threads or Geordie porn threads.

Most TF members don't like me, and I don't like them either, so I think it's best to leave things as they are.

<ok>
 
My guesses at people's real names <ok>

Obi Wan - Brian
AB - Robert
ACS - Frank
LTF - Katy
Santiago Munez - Geoff
Pulpe - Andy
Tash - David
GLitF - Shanice
Freddd - Fred <laugh>
WP - Roger... Or Fernando.
Mrs Magpie - Janette
Lady El - Claire
Poshminx - Shannon
Maestro - John
Bespoke - Cody
Indestructible - Mike

It is Pavel actually.

Is that believable?
 
I got a message from someone who shall remain nameless that people on Toonforum were discussing whether or not they'd want me back.

My response -

I do not wish to return because the majority just see me as an attention whoring, drunken, immature fool, who's only use is to make an idiot of himself on eBar for the entertainment of everyone else.

At the time I drank quite a bit while posting, so It was mainly the reason why I posted so much drivel. Nowadays I rarely drink, so I wont provide the same sort of class clown style entertainment.

There will be no more Advice about women (rape) threads or Geordie porn threads.

Most TF members don't like me, and I don't like them either, so I think it's best to leave things as they are.

<ok>

Fair enough Tash, best to do what you like. These forums should be a bit of fun and Toon related debate as far as
I'm concerned. Shouldn't ever get to a point where somebody feels the way you've described. So just stick to what you enjoy.

To be fair, you seem to have calmed down a lot and if anything, have been fairly quiet lately - despite the new boys putting in some fanTashtically Jizz worthy performances.

Happy to have you on here mate. <ok>
 
Obi Wan:4343832 said:
Don't fall behind when writing an Economic Appraisal. You will get distracted and wont catch up :(

To bed with me, tomorrow will be what may

<yikes>. What the hell is an economic appraisal? Sounds serious and scary to me.

Are there any naked women?

No, there's plenty of costs, projections and adjustments though :D
 
Obi Wan:4343885 said:
No, there's plenty of costs, projections and adjustments though :D

Wow, you know how to party! Are you one of them who keeps tabs of your shopping bill on the way around the store and tells the checkout assistant how much it comes to before they get a chance to 'bing' any of it?

Calculator takes up one of the home windows on my HTC :D

Nah I'm not that neurotic <erm>
 
Raylor is apparently targetting the derby as his return from injury......... LOLOLOL

I wouldn't mind having him back. Very useful play. He's got no pace, but has the touch of a magician and scores goals. He's also the best crosser and dead ball deliverer in the squad by a country mile.
 
I wouldn't mind having him back. Very useful play. He's got no pace, but has the touch of a magician and scores goals. He's also the best crosser and dead ball deliverer in the squad by a country mile.

Tesh Tesh, what have you done to 5Goals, he seems to have disappeared without trace. I hope you haven't been teaching him bad habits.
 
Nah I aint seen him since the Norwich game last season, I think.

Saw him at one of the away games and I know he's at Newcastle Uni but haven't seen or heard of him since.

Suppose he'll be out boozing every night and trying to lead the young female students astray.
 
Started working out today.

Haven't done much exercise for a while, but managed to do a couple of miles in around 35 mins. Not great, but good for first time back outside.