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  1. Obi Wan

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    Do you mean my bro, who used to be on here under the username Rokkudan? Rokkudan means 6th 'dan' or 6th level of black belt. He's quite high up for a dwarf.
     
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    Yes, that would be him. Believe he drank in the same little pub.
     
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    Wait a minute... Is everyone on here related in some way to another user?

    Obi Wan was in Star Wars, which took place in a Galaxy far far away... Galaxy produces a bar with "bubbles"... "bubble" is a nickname for a breed of microcars, of which the Peel Trident was one... The Peel Trident was made by the Peel Company on the Isle of Man... The Isle of Man is the place of residence of John Rhys-Davies, famous for playing Gimli in Lord of the Rings... The Lord of the Rings also features a certain wizard called Gandalf...



    I realised I could have made that much easier, even with the fact I was born in the Isle of Man, but no, I prefer the hard route... Otherwise I'd support Man Utd like my brother.
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Got three legs have you?
     
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    We are all indeed connected - by the Force. And a strangely deluded love if NUFC.
    But I think you'll find it's the Mackems who, are as you say, "all related in some way".
     
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    He comes in handy when you want to play cricket on the beach.
     
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    Continuing the theme of relation... They call me tripod :wink:
     
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    Just because they're all ginger doesn't mean they're all related.
     
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    So my secrets out, I should have known better than to post that!
     
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  12. Darth Gogledd

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    How can such an off topic thread get so, well, off topic???
     
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    I blame society...
     
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    Good question.
     
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    I blame the mods...
     
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    Burn them, burn them good!











    Oh, wait a minute.
     
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  17. Darth Gogledd

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    Anyway, back to the original question (the one before the mods invaded <grr>)

    There is a simple answer: play football manager. It will take over your life within a month, you'll have no time left to worry about petty things like other hobbies, work, friends, family, eating, drinking, breathing etc.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    How dare you go off our topic and get back on topic in an off topic thread. :mad:
     
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  19. Darth Gogledd

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    Call it the rebellious nature of the Welsh...
     
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    Gogledd Cymru Toon is from North Wales, Wales shares it's pronunciation with an ocean dweller belonging to the Cetacea family, the whales... One type of Whale is the Physeter macrocephalus, Sperm whale... Sperm is something the not606er Tash produces in bucket loads when he sees Sissoko on the pitch... Pitch is something relating to the quality of sound... Sound is made by vibrations... Vibrations is a sure fire way of women reaching arousal (apparently)... Arousal is caused by stimuli... One neural stimuli is caffeine... Caffeine is found in coffee... Coffee is found in starbucks... Starbucks is found on the highstreet, and so is a bank... a bank (not going back to sperm, promise) is a place where lots of money is kept in a secure location (then wagered on the stock-market and lost, sending the country into recession)... Location Location Location is a programme which features a certain Kirsty Allsopp, who so happens to be daughter of Charles Henry Allsopp, 6th Baron Hindlip, a peerage which allows her the title of the Honourable Kirsty Allsopp... The peerage is a system of hereditary titles in the UK, constituted by the ranks of the British Royal Family and bestowed by the Queen... The Queen Knighted actor Sir Ian Mckellen in 1991... Sir Ian McKellen played Gandalf in Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit films...


    Bosh <ok>
     
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