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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    The First 'Weekend in Feb' Honours list will be published later tonight.
    Anybody wishing to be considered should apply with offers of either ***gots and chips, mushy pea fritters, copious quantities of Fry's Turkish Delight, or even more copious quantities of London Pride, and caramel. All of which are legal tender in my eyes, mouth and belly.
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 2, 2013
  2. Agent Bruce

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    And don't forget the little chubby sticky fingers!
     
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  3. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    My mother used to tell me my eye was bigger than my belly! By God I wish she'd been right!

    <steam>
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
  4. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    massive rep for that! ;)

    and now i'm back in jail...bled dry! ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Feb 2, 2013
  5. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Can I offer to moisten you up????

    ;)
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
  6. Agent Bruce

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    What's this? A girlie thing going on?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 2, 2013
  7. Resurgam

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    I've given them up. They were doing me more damge than my ***s were :emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 2, 2013
  8. Agent Bruce

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    Danger!

    Little chubby sticky fingers can seriously damage your health.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 2, 2013
  9. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Is that ***s as at Eton?

    <yikes>
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
  10. Resurgam

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    I heard you the first time
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 2, 2013

  11. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Not at all
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 2, 2013
  12. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I've heard that they ask you, "What's your bottom price?"

    <yikes>
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
  13. Agent Bruce

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    How does your niece come to be a Newcastle fan? She's got good taste regardless. Maybe her Chelsea supporting cousin will become one now.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 2, 2013
  14. Agent Bruce

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    Oops, double sendulation and I didn't notice.
     
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  15. Resurgam

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    Easy mistake to make
     
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    Resurgam, Feb 2, 2013
  16. Agent Bruce

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    That's a bit cheeky of them.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 2, 2013
  17. canary-dave

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    Brings a whole new meaning to tongue and groove!

    <yikes>
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
  18. Agent Bruce

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    Tongue in cheek too.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Feb 2, 2013
  19. Minxy

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    Us girls have to stick together on here :D
     
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    Minxy, Feb 2, 2013
  20. canary-dave

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    It's the stickiness we're interested in!
     
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    canary-dave, Feb 2, 2013
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