Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[Resurgam]

The First 'Weekend in Feb' Honours list will be published later tonight.
Anybody wishing to be considered should apply with offers of either ***gots and chips, mushy pea fritters, copious quantities of Fry's Turkish Delight, or even more copious quantities of London Pride, and caramel. All of which are legal tender in my eyes, mouth and belly.

 

[Agent Bruce]

The First 'Weekend in Feb' Honours list will be published later tonight.
Anybody wishing to be considered should apply with offers of either ***gots and chips, mushy pea fritters, copious quantities of Fry's Turkish Delight, or even more copious quantities of London Pride, and caramel. All of which are legal tender in my eyes, mouth and belly.

And don't forget the little chubby sticky fingers!

 

[canary-dave]

The First 'Weekend in Feb' Honours list will be published later tonight.
Anybody wishing to be considered should apply with offers of either ***gots and chips, mushy pea fritters, copious quantities of Fry's Turkish Delight, or even more copious quantities of London Pride, and caramel. All of which are legal tender in my eyes, mouth and belly.

My mother used to tell me my eye was bigger than my belly! By God I wish she'd been right!

 

[Hornette_TID]

Watford won, England won the rugby and my little niece is a Newcastle fan and she's been winding up her cousin for 2 hours as he's Chelsea. Very, very happy day

massive rep for that!

and now i'm back in jail...bled dry!

 

[canary-dave]

massive rep for that!

and now i'm back in jail...bled dry!

Can I offer to moisten you up????

 

[Agent Bruce]

& you

What's this? A girlie thing going on?

 

[Resurgam]

And don't forget the little chubby sticky fingers!

I've given them up. They were doing me more damge than my ***s were

 

[Agent Bruce]

Danger!

Little chubby sticky fingers can seriously damage your health.

 

[canary-dave]

I've given them up. They were doing me more damge than my ***s were

Is that ***s as at Eton?

 

[Resurgam]

Danger!

Little chubby sticky fingers can seriously damage your health.

Danger!

Little chubby sticky fingers can seriously damage your health.

I heard you the first time

 

[Resurgam]

Is that ***s as at Eton?

Not at all

 

[canary-dave]

Not at all

I've heard that they ask you, "What's your bottom price?"

 

[Agent Bruce]

Watford won, England won the rugby and my little niece is a Newcastle fan and she's been winding up her cousin for 2 hours as he's Chelsea. Very, very happy day

How does your niece come to be a Newcastle fan? She's got good taste regardless. Maybe her Chelsea supporting cousin will become one now.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I heard you the first time

Oops, double sendulation and I didn't notice.

 

[Resurgam]

Oops, double sendulation and I didn't notice.

Easy mistake to make

 

[Agent Bruce]

I've heard that they ask you, "What's your bottom price?"

That's a bit cheeky of them.

 

[canary-dave]

That's a bit cheeky of them.

Brings a whole new meaning to tongue and groove!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Tongue in cheek too.

 

[Minxy]

What's this? A girlie thing going on?

Us girls have to stick together on here

 

[canary-dave]

Us girls have to stick together on here

It's the stickiness we're interested in!