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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't you take them down before you have a sit down piss?

    Or do you like the sensation of warmth
     
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    Jonesey, Dec 21, 2012
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You sit on the bog when you're pissing? <yikes> Fu<king flatdick <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  3. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Trying to make the youngest feel better by joining him <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  4. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    But if standing up there is a higher chance of dropping my phone in the bog...
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  5. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    I have a sit down pee when my legs can't support me.

    It's called laziness
     
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    Jonesey, Dec 21, 2012
  6. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    It's the best kind <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012

  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wrong. It's called being sh1tefaced and stoned <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    You're obviously doing it wrong...<whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Buffoonish ****hound <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    You dispatched the turkey yet...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Only got another sixty-two minutes of work left this year, it would be rude not to be paid for a visit one last time eh...?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That went yesterday and the rest this morning unpaid <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Do you feel cheated? Never mind, I'm sure you will be able to make up for it with you working over Christmas and all <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  14. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    On the clock til 2:00 I want to get a few in, got some MCD's breakfest and the grease should help loosen things up. <ok>
     
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    BCR, Dec 21, 2012
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    just got rid of some more on company time.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    I'm on voluntary drops for ten days now...:(
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  17. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    The deed is done! solid 5 minute **** with a quick game of trivial droid on the phone. <ok>
     
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    BCR, Dec 21, 2012
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not another phone-sh1tter <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2012
  19. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Get with times <ok>

    PS...this one honks!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  20. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    need to time the poo's carefully as I will be on the road for 6 hours soon! <yikes>
     
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    BCR, Dec 21, 2012
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