Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

I like it, I like it a lot. Then, if there are a few survivors, there'll be plenty of samples to start repopulating from.

 

That's both hilarious and disturbing in equal measure.

Edit: based on a **** lasting 10 minutes and a 10 minute 'refraction' period, you can do about 32 ****s between now and then if you forgo sleep.

 

Did the Mayans work to GMT?

 

You have too much time on your hands... pardon the pun.

 

I might need longer to reload, and by the end it'll take much longer than 10 minutes. That said, if 32 is the target then I best get cracking.

 

Man, this page is just a minefield of double entendres.

 

Nah it's easy mathematics. 11 x 60 / 20 - 1 (so you finish with a complete ****)

And by the end, I don't think you'd be physically able to even if you wanted to, which you probably wouldn't.

 

I think if you had that many ****s in that amount of time the irony is, you would probably die anyway.

 

Yeah, I think you have to account for the fact that each will be longer than the last. The maths will get pretty complicated.

 

There must be some form of exponential series to calculate it. If I had my maths formula book I would look it up, but I just can't be arsed.

 

Can you die from overwanking? I know the friction burns would make you want to die...

 

Yep, I've read about a kid in Brazil who died after 29 ****s in a day or something.

 

So i take it Southampton wasn't hit by a meteorite then?

 

Just finished watching the shield, good show, last day well spent.

 

I'd be interested to know exactly what it was that killed him. Heart attack? Dehydration? Septic shock from his ridiculous friction burns?

 

But not from those you'd particularly want to use

What was the time of complete destruction of the world...am I having a celebratory whisky too early?

 

You must go to the same dentist as me. I think he has shares in the company that makes dental floss and electric toothbrushes.

 

Rather sadly there are a lot of people for whom today will really be their last day on earth and what is is even sad is that for many it need not be.

Some are enjoying their day and looking forward to Christmas but will be killed by a drunk or reckless driver later.
Some are alone, cold hungry and unwell and very old. Their lot could be improved if we all really cared.
The toll in Africa will be the greatest and cruelly it will be mainly children.
I wonder how many inoocent people the Yanks and Al Quaida will kill today?

 

They say it makes you go blind, I can't see that personally.

 

Can't see anyone dying from it...your body would lose the inclination long before that. If it was possible to die from it, evolution would produce humans with only a mild interest in sex (other than women).