Shearer's ebar

Hello peeps! Who fancies a beer?

 

Cheers Obi....just knocked the top off another beer, it's thirsty work watching the missus working.

 

How you keeping baldyhead? Good to see you've been posting again.

 

Good thanks Obi, hope you're ok...


I've been making more time lately to offer the odd pearl of wisdom to the chaps and ladies...

 

I've Not been on much lately so missed those pearls of wisdom - what's your favourite offering of advice/wisdom that I've missed?

 

Looks like I missed the big 20,000th post party

 

Never cut a privet hedge downwind with your mouth open and if you ever lose your passport go to to the passport office in Sunderland because there's never any bugger in there.

 

Wise words indeed. Thanks baldy!

 

Has anyone ever tried partridge... and what was it like?

 

No but I hear it's fowl.
Tried beaver though.

 

I have and it was nice. Wasn't much of it though.

 

Boom boom!

 

There's one in my pear tree but I'll have to wait a few days before I can eat it....

 

I find with Beaver its a bit like melons. You have to find the right one. If you get the right one they can be wonderfully fragrant, if they are not, well.......................just take out the wonderfully.

 

" Good night girls " said the blind man walking past a fishmonger's stall.

 

Hi,

I've started two threads on the Everton board to keep up with decisions we've had and not had this season.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/183949-Decisions-that-went-for-us - in our favour

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/183947-Decisions-we-should-have-had - in the oppositions favour

If you can thing of any in our match together that I've missed then comment in the thread please

Thank you.

 

Come on Jim, we all know it was you after you had one or two too many.

 

Getting ugly for Arsenal here mind, upset looks well on the cards provided they don't run out of steam. Every set piece, Arsenal in trouble.

We've got them soon, shame we won't be able to exploit that weakness

 

I assume these rumours about Mike Tyson having undergone a sex change to become Michelle is a big hoax?

 

They're having a Newcastle lol