Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  • Leave the Wife and kids.

  • Have my bollox chopped off!

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I'm still thinking that I don't have a lot of choice and will have to get it done.

If I do and my balls look all black and blue and swollen, this is what I'm told happens. Then I'm posting a pic of them on this thread.
 
luvgonzo said:
I'm still thinking that I don't have a lot of choice and will have to get it done.

If I do and my balls look all black and blue and swollen, this is what I'm told happens. Then I'm posting a pic of them on this thread.
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Murder one of the kids so you'd need another? Is that how these things work? :emoticon-0112-wonde
 
moreinjuredthanowen:3856616 said:
oh BTW it's not a "snip" is burning the tubes to cautorise them
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Well in America they lay your nuts on a table... grab a big rock and slam it down with force onto your sack.
 
luvgonzo said:
I'm still thinking that I don't have a lot of choice and will have to get it done.

If I do and my balls look all black and blue and swollen, this is what I'm told happens. Then I'm posting a pic of them on this thread.
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A before and after would be great <ok>
 
luvgonzo said:
16-11 on the scoreboard, is there a comeback on?
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17-12 now ruh oh, I can sense testicles shrivelling back into the groin. In reply to an earlier post, yes a vasectomy is the severing of the vasa deferentia not the chopping off of one's scrote, though crushing this with rocks and such does provide a more comical image and implant in the mind of the OP a certain ahem apprehension, which is also funny.

On another note looks like that Chelsea has had its own vasectomy/castration, cue image of Sam Allardyce standing over you breathing heavily and wielding a scalpel, where's Di Matteo's Italian testosterone when they need it.
 
thats castration, ever do it? I have...

did a young bull once.. takes quite a bit fo force and they go numb for a few mins.. then when the feeling retursn.. oh boy they better be done and out i na field running about...
 
Can't vote on phone. Would vote no to the un-manning of you though. 1 in 3 odds of getting a side effect just isn't worth it when IUDs are much safer, reversible and the things that can go wrong arnt as serious.



moreinjuredthanowen:3860006 said:
did a young bull once.. takes quite a bit of force and they go numb for a few mins...
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No one asked about your sex life mito.
 
19-16 **** bit worried about the result now as I promised myself I'd go with it. I don't want to man up as it's going to ****ing hurt! Never been a fan of pain in that area.
 
luvgonzo said:
19-16 **** bit worried about the result now as I promised myself I'd go with it. I don't want to man up as it's going to ****ing hurt! Never been a fan of pain in that area.
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